If you’re thinking about being in a long distance relationship
don’t
“bikini pictures are the same as underwear and bra pictures”
alright then go to the beach in your underwear and bra
YEAH THAT’S RIGHT BITCH
You’re a cow
go away
Pigs don’t sweat tho
yes i’m a pig
yes i sweat
100 Completely Accurate World Accents
wearing sunglasses indoors and doing shots of beer
this is how to live guys we’ve been doing it wrong the whole time
i’m so hot
and by hot i mean i’m sweating like a pig
My mom went on my account and unfollowed you sorry
Thanks for the love
i’m going to france next week and i hope i find a hot boyfriend there
cause if i don’t i’m gonna be so done